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Nigerian :: Matthew 7 Verse 7

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Joke Author vicado
Date 2008-10-17 5:48:09 am
Category Nigerian
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Chinedu closed for work on Friday July 7th, this year and decided to give any lady that came his-
way a lift.

After the 2nd turn from his office along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a Catholic Sister-
and gave her a lift.

While they were going; he did not know how to start a conversation with her,-
therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending as if it was the gear stick.

The Sister-
softly said "Matthew 7:7"; He quickly removed his hand, and resumed concentrating on his-
driving.

He attempted it a second and third time, and each time, she repeated, "Matthew-
7:7".

When the Sister got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man,-
"Young man, The problem with you is that you don't read your Bible"

When the man got-
home,he opened his Bible to Matthew 7:7; which reads "Ask and it shall be given ".

He-
was really sorry for himself.

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