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Advert Placement
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| Joke Author | vicado |
| Date | 2008-10-17 5:38:55 am |
| Category | Nigerian |
| Views | 281 |
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| Joke | A certain young man who had spent the last 10 years in the USA was arrested by the Nigerian Police- because he refused to bribe them for a minor traffic offense. He was amazed to be taken to the- police station. The young man was very upset and angry. He was ranting and raging at the- policemen; "you people don't know who I am, by the time I make one phone call you'll all- wish you weren't born. I'm entitled to one phone call and you must let me make that call, I know my- rights and I won't be trampled upon". He went on and on raking at the station. After a- while the DPO couldn't take it any longer, and instructed a constable to throw the guy into the- cell. When the guy was pushed into the cell he continued ranting and raging as to how he was- entitled to one phone call as part of his fundamental rights. After a while the- "president" in the cell got up and said "ADC I don tire for all dis englis e dey- blow. I beg give this man him phone call ojare". At this time the ADC got up and gave the- young man a resounding slap, 'gboaaaa'. He then calmly asked him: "e dey ring abi make I- re-dial?" The young man meekly replied "NO..ooooooo no need to re-dial.....edey- ring......Sir....e connect well well...... |