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Joke Author vicado
Date 2008-10-17 5:38:55 am
Category Nigerian
Views 281
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Joke A certain young man who had spent the last 10 years in the USA was arrested by the Nigerian Police-
because he refused to bribe them for a minor traffic offense. He was amazed to be taken to the-
police station.

The young man was very upset and angry. He was ranting and raging at the-
policemen;

"you people don't know who I am, by the time I make one phone call you'll all-
wish you weren't born. I'm entitled to one phone call and you must let me make that call, I know my-
rights and I won't be trampled upon".
He went on and on raking at the station.

After a-
while the DPO couldn't take it any longer, and instructed a constable to throw the guy into the-
cell.

When the guy was pushed into the cell he continued ranting and raging as to how he was-
entitled to one phone call as part of his fundamental rights.

After a while the-
"president" in the cell got up and said

"ADC I don tire for all dis englis e dey-
blow. I beg give this man him phone call ojare".
At this time the ADC got up and gave the-
young man a resounding slap, 'gboaaaa'.

He then calmly asked him: "e dey ring abi make I-
re-dial?"

The young man meekly replied "NO..ooooooo no need to re-dial.....edey-
ring......Sir....e connect well well......

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