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| Joke Author | inze |
| Date | 2008-04-26 10:03:05 am |
| Category | Nigerian |
| Views | 443 |
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| Joke | There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They- were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food. However upon coming close to a posh- London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan. The- Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine.- When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY- PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not- remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.- Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course- meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the- food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted.- This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to- upset the other customers. He let the guy go. Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you- know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu,- plus two bottles of Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the- meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him . "Sir, I have been- having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in- earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so,- " Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY- FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!" |