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Advert Placement
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| Joke Author | masquerade |
| Date | 2008-04-07 8:39:20 am |
| Category | Nigerian |
| Views | 386 |
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| Joke | An American, a Japanese, and a Nigerian were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping- sound. The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him- questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my- arm. " A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he- finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The- Nigerian, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as- impressive. He steps Out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of Toilet- paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's- that?" "I'm getting a Fax," he explains. |