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| Joke Author | masquerade |
| Date | 2007-11-25 11:34:52 pm |
| Category | Nigerian |
| Views | 519 |
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| Joke | A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed,- lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a- shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look - mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized- and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver- replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been- driving a funeral van for the last 25 years." |