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Joke Author vicado
Date 2008-10-17 6:01:27 am
Category General
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Joke I was at Oshodi Oke waiting to board a bus to mile 2.

Not far away from the bus stop, I saw a-
fine Madam standing by the side of her car with the Car Bonnet open - possibly engine-
trouble.

She was looking impatiently at her wrist watch, meaning, possibly she's on an-
appointment.

The moment she saw her driver with the mechanic, she decided to join us where we-
were rushing to board a bus. Funny enough, she boarded the same bus I was getting on.

After much-
struggle to have a seat, we are all settled and alas, this fine madam raised an alarm that somebody-
had taken her mobile set (Cell Phone). We all said possibly the hand set dropped while we were-
rushing to get a place in the bus.

This commotion went on for almost 5 minutes.

A Policeman,-
who happened to be on board the bus, now asked her how she had lost the hand set.

The madam said-
she saw it on the floor of the bus and that she was only trying to get a seat and later, to take if-
from the floor of the bus.

I personally said that possibly it dropped before she got to the bus,-
possibly in her car.

The Policeman's role in the mess was a great one as he participated-
actively. He seemed to want to sort out this issue. He finally said everybody on the bus would be-
stopping at the station - Police Post for interrogation. No problem. We all agreed.

Fortunately,-
there was another man with a mobile hand set with him in the bus.

He asked the Madam to give him-
the mobile number for him to try. He said if it's still in the car, the driver or the mechanic will-
recieve and confirm it. But if dropped on the floor, anybody that picks it will send a signal on how-
to collect it. We all supported his idea.

The man dialed the number and good enough the-
connection was fast.

gran gran gran! gran gran gran!! gran gran gran!!!

The ringing seemed to-
be coming from inside the bus. Perplexed, we asked the man to disconnect and dial again, possibly-
the call entered at the same time with his.

Again.....gran gran gran! gran gran gran!! gran gran-
gran!!! The ringing was coming from the bus again!

The Bus Driver now stopped.

We all came of-
the the bus, one at a time....guess where the ring was coming from??? Inside the Policemans-
pocket!

Ubbelievable! The Policeman stole it:
No, he helped her to keep it;
No; he was trying-
to help her keep it.

Guess what the Policeman said?

I only wanted to know the true owner of-
the hand set!

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