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Advert Placement
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| Joke Author | masquerade |
| Date | 2008-04-07 8:44:06 am |
| Category | General |
| Views | 466 |
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| Joke | During the summer, a very successful Nigerian businessman lives in america and wanna go to nigeria- but he doesn't know where to put his car because he lives in New York and the car is definitely- gonna get stolen if he leaves it on the streets of New York and he doesn't have a garage or- something like that. So he went to the bank and said he would like to get a loan of $5000 and he- used his car as a collateral with a $5 interest every month. Meanwhile, the bankers were wondering- why he would use a very expensive car as collateral because that's such a dumb thing to do, the car- cost a lot more than $5000. When the man came back from Nigeria 2months later, he went to the- bank and gave them the $5000 and the $10 interest. When the bankers asked him why he used a very- good car as a collateral, he said "thanks for watching my car for me when i went to Nigeria, if- i didn't use you guys as my security, my car would have been stolen and all i have to pay you now is- $10." When he got in his car, he said to himself "i didn't know that this Americans are- mumu, they even cleaned this car for me, hahahaha, i am such a smart Nigerian" |