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Joke Author magixian
Date 2008-02-06 6:40:19 pm
Category General
Views 550
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Joke A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from
his girlfriend back home.

It-
read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between-
us
is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,
since you've been gone, and-
it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to-
you.


Love,
Becky..............


The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers-
for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends.

In-
addition
to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other
pictures of the pretty gals he had-
collected from his buddies.

There were 57
photos in that envelope.... along with this-
note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take-
your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to
me.
Take Care,
Ricky...

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