Loading ... Please wait
Welcome : Welcome Guest | Username : Guest | 0 user(s) online || Total Hits: 27330

General :: before and after marriage

Total Jokes : 23 | Back TO General
Joke Author magixian
Date 2008-02-06 6:35:03 pm
Category General
Views 524
Users Rating
Joke Before the marriage:

-----------------

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do-
you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me ?

He: Of-
course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss-
me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I-
trust you?

He: Yes.
----------------------

Now after the marriage you can read it from bellow-
to up, omitting the last line

Add JOKES

Jokes

Please Log-in to add new jokes